A quick post this morning for you all to enjoy this brilliant thing. (Hat tip to my brother, and beyond him, to however he got it.)
My long form advice on being surrounded by assholes: You can’t change them; only how you respond to them. Try word games! How many times can you use the word ‘Abderian’ before they finally google it? If you smile and wink when you say it, can you get away with it for longer?
My short form advice: Kick ’em in the shins and run, screaming with laughter, into the night.
Have a lovely day, non-assholes of the world.